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No False Claims in Clinton's Speech

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 16:10:23 -0600

Bloomberg TV fact checks Bill Clinton and finds he was factually accurate last night.

The Big Dog delivered. #DNC

Boom!

oliviasudeikis: mistakeofgrandeur: wickedclothes: Creative...

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 16:33:31 -0600

mistakeofgrandeur:

wickedclothes:

Creative Cursing

Have you ever had one of those moments when you just can’t think of an appropriate insult? Lucky for you, we’ve got the perfect solution! Sold on FredFlare.

ASSWAFFLE.

ASSWAFFLE

I need this.

inothernews: (via Boing Boing)

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 16:23:51 -0600

inothernews:

(via Boing Boing)

1. let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? There’s...

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 14:36:21 -0600

1. let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? There’s a boy in my life. ‘Nuf said.

3. if your significant other smoked pot, would you care? Nope, but let’s not be a pothead.

5. what were you doing at 11pm last night? sleeping

7. what would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? I would be heartbroken, then I’d be confused, then I’d start over thinking everything and wonder what I did wrong to make that happen, then I’d say, “What’s wrong with me?”, then it would be my fault.

9. i bet you kissed someone last night, right? My dog, yes.

11. you can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? Probably Stiegl.

13. what time do you go to bed? Usually between 10-10:30pm

15. can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? On my old school flip phone, yes, but now on my iphone I def need two hands.

17. do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? I’m still a bit upset with him, yes.

19. is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? There are several people: Amy, Pbants, Lorehnski

21. is anyone else in the room with you? In an office building, so yes.

23. were you happier four months ago than you are now? No, I’m happier now. Things have changed a lot in the last four months…surprisingly

25. in the past week, have you cried? It’s been awhile since I’ve had a good emotional cry. Crying to movies doesn’t count, but if it did, then yes I have cried.

27. do people ever call you by your last name? This one guy does.

29. do you have a best friend? I have a handful of really good, amazing friends

31. who was your last call from? Pbants, telling me I forgot my swimsuit bottoms at her house.

33. have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yep

35. how many more days until your birthday? December 2 is approximately 800 days away. It can’t come fast enough.

37. do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? I would say I have about 3 or 4 good dude friends

39. do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? No, I’m pretty open.

41. do you think age matters in relationships? No, but I like my guys older.

43. how many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? Just two.

45. do you believe exes can be friends? If the relationship has ended in a mature way, yes.

47. honestly, what’s on your mind right now? Should I be drinking this Red Bull? Is this guy going to call me? What do I need to do before my vacay tomorrow?

49. was your last kiss a mistake? Nope

51. has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? nope

53. what was the last thing you ate? black bean vegan burger from Red Rock Brewery

55. where are you going on your next vacation? Tomorrow I leave for Sault Ste Marie, Ontario!

57. are most of your friend guys or girls? girls

59. when was the last time you took a long drive? Today at lunch…took the wrong route

61. have you ever TPd someone’s house? YES!

63. what was the last movie you saw? At home, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, in the theaters, The Dark Knight Rises

65. how many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010? 0

67. do you curse around your parents? Yep, I have a mouth like a sailor.

69. do you collect anything? shot glasses from around the world

71. does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone? I don’t know what the last song I listened to was…so no.

73. what are your plans for tomorrow? Flying half the day, driving the other half, but road tripping with my friend that I haven’t seen in 4 years is gonna be AMAZEBALLS!

75. does your last ex have a job? Yes

77. where is your cellphone? Right next to me

79. what did you dream of last night? I don’t recall.

81. will you change your name when you get married? Probably.

83. have you had any big storms recently? Yes, pouring rain last Friday.

shapeandcolour: This weekend, activists in Uganda - a country...

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 11:44:25 -0600

shapeandcolour:

This weekend, activists in Uganda - a country where homosexuality is punishable by death - held their first Pride.

This is the epitome of courage. I have no other words.

Photo

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 11:34:41 -0600

imremembering: Flintstones Push-Ups [Flickr] YES!! I had...

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 11:32:48 -0600

imremembering:

Flintstones Push-Ups

[Flickr]

YES!! I had these all the time!

fuckyeahsharks: FUCK YEAH SHARK WEEK! (via It’s Shark Week!...

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 11:31:47 -0600

fuckyeahsharks:

FUCK YEAH SHARK WEEK!

(via It’s Shark Week! « Mattson Creative)

conangifs: Conan Super Slow-Mo Camera Moments Vol. 3

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 11:30:59 -0600

conangifs:

Conan Super Slow-Mo Camera Moments Vol. 3

eternaltumblrofthespotlessmind: Tracy Jordan Movie Collection

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 10:07:13 -0600

eternaltumblrofthespotlessmind:

Tracy Jordan Movie Collection

thedailywhat: Sneak Peak of the Day: In Disney/Pixar’s first...

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 10:02:54 -0600

thedailywhat:

Sneak Peak of the Day: In Disney/Pixar’s first prequel, Monsters University, we learn how Mike and Sulley overcame their differences to become the best of friends. Billy Crystal, John Goodman, and Steve Buscemi return.

In theaters June 21, 2013.

[disneypixar]

BEYOND EXCITED!!

Hahaha

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:15:45 -0600

Hahaha

entertainmentweekly: We’re in a glass case of emotion! I also...

Wed, 16 May 2012 12:02:54 -0600

entertainmentweekly:

We’re in a glass case of emotion!

I also named my testes.

Let’s go to the mall everybody!

Tue, 15 May 2012 21:17:44 -0600

Let’s go to the mall everybody!

What The World Was Like The First Time “Titanic” Was In Theaters…

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 13:53:45 -0600

What The World Was Like The First Time “Titanic” Was In Theaters…:

imremembering:

[Buzzfeed]

imremembering: Full House Handheld Why did I never have one...

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 13:49:10 -0600

imremembering:

Full House Handheld

Why did I never have one of these?!?

Photo

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 10:12:29 -0600

Stop it!! katykelley: vneckandacardigan: Company-wide email...

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 11:24:20 -0600

Stop it!!

katykelley:

vneckandacardigan:

Company-wide email just included this gif. And I immediately thought “this is my future”.

And then everyone else laughed and said aloud exactly what I was thinking.

I can only imagine what this company-wide email was about…but whatever it was…approved.

99 Problems, Hugo I heard this song for the first time yesterday...

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:37:00 -0700

99 Problems, Hugo

I heard this song for the first time yesterday and pretty much fell in love with it. Not sure what to think about the video… I just enjoy the folk version of Jay-Z’s rap. The video actually reminds me of the True Blood opening. Just a bit.

The Civil Wars. I love ‘em.

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:57:49 -0700

The Civil Wars. I love ‘em.